Throwing a perfect game does not make Dallas Braden less of a douche bag, and I will not take back any of the bad things I said about him. But I will insult his grandmother. Braden, it seems, come from classy stock. After the perfect game, his grandmother, according to various reports, said “Stick it, A-Rod.” This is exactly how I would want my grandmother to celebrate my perfect game, by bringing up my fake beef with Alex Rodriguez.
Stay classy, Stockton, California.
Dallas Braden is now only five games under .500 for his career.
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Not only his first perfect game
(obviously) this was his first complete game.
Braden blows boat people.
Exactly.